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Scab Made Out of Faeces

from The First Sign of Madness by Dead Kid Harvester

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Let me tell you about
This week's casserole.
It really fills that hole.
Oh but the taste
Is like human waste and I
Wish I'd never been born at all.

Let me tell you about
My relationship with Nicole.
I really fill her hole.
Oh but her face
Is like something else and so
When I bring a condom
I pack a paper bag as well.

A scab made out of faeces
Can really stop the bleeding.
Oh but the smell
Is a kind of rotting hell and you
Wish you'd never thought of the idea at all.

Let me tell you about
This week's casserole.
It's like a scab made out of faeces.
Scab made out of faeces.
It really fills that hole.
Oh but the taste
Is like used toothpaste on mouldy bread so I
Open a can of dog food instead.

Let me tell you about
My relationship with Nicole.
I'm like a scab made out of faeces.
Scab made out of faeces.
I really fill her hole.
Oh but her body
Is like a giant lump of porridge so I
Close my eyes and think of Mary Elizabeth Winstead instead.

A scab made out of faeces
Is a ridiculous idea,
But if you're ever out in the woods
And get mauled by a bear,
Just take a shit and smear it
On that stump where your arm was before.
And you'll live happily ever more,
But you might need some deodorant.

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from The First Sign of Madness, released May 22, 2018

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In 1997, the first Planet Bloopy website was launched as a place to put silly things I enjoyed. After several other websites, I eventually resurrected the Planet Bloopy name in 2003, though only in loose association with the music I was now making. However, when I needed an imprint for my noise in June 2008, it was only natural to extend Planet Bloopy and found it as a label name as well.

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